| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
There was a young Scotsman called Andy...
- There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To w...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
265 |
0 |
| 2 |
5 drinks
- A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
248 |
0 |
| 3 |
Drinking problem
- Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
246 |
0 |
| 4 |
Sign of drinking problem
- Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
262 |
0 |
| 5 |
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
- THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
294 |
0 |
| 6 |
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
- What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
366 |
0 |
| 7 |
What is brown and has holes in it?
- What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit....Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
250 |
0 |
| 8 |
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...
- An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupee...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2090 |
0 |
| 9 |
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of...
- A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for materi...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2296 |
0 |
| 10 |
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
- What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
232 |
0 |
| 11 |
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
- How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
212 |
0 |
| 12 |
Guns in a garden
- An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone w...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
267 |
0 |
| 13 |
Greedy Kiwi
- This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
242 |
0 |
| 14 |
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
- What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre....Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
184 |
0 |
| 15 |
An American was waiting on a London street corner...
- An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a g...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2217 |
0 |
| 16 |
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam...
- A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hook...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2114 |
0 |
| 17 |
An American tourist is visiting China...
- An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inqu...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2154 |
0 |
| 18 |
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast...
- A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However o...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2254 |
1 |
| 19 |
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American...
- A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2052 |
0 |
| 20 |
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
- Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
193 |
0 |
| 21 |
What is the difference between a English actuary and...
- What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell ...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
243 |
0 |
| 22 |
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...
- A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or ...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2382 |
0 |
| 23 |
Australia...
- Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' m...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2088 |
0 |
| 24 |
I saw a pen in a store the other day...
- I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
263 |
0 |
| 25 |
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel...
- A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". A...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2235 |
0 |
