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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
At the first session of a conversion class... - At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do b...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
264 |
0 |
2 |
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch... - Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city chur...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
263 |
0 |
3 |
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices... - Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a l...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
251 |
0 |
4 |
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher... - The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
550 |
0 |
5 |
The girl knelt in the confessional and said... - The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
279 |
0 |
6 |
Noah And Today's Ark - Noah And Today's ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
282 |
0 |
7 |
Three religious truths - There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
180 |
0 |
8 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
59886 |
0 |
9 |
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals... - The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
307 |
0 |
10 |
What is white and flies across the sky? - What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
238 |
0 |
11 |
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist? - Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
307 |
0 |
12 |
Visual joke - Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A rea...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
261 |
0 |
13 |
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? - How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to con...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
211 |
0 |
14 |
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man... - In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
251 |
0 |
15 |
Strategy - The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
561 |
0 |
16 |
The newly divorced woman... - The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
226 |
0 |
17 |
37 mating positions - What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
60 |
0 |
18 |
How many does it take? - Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, go...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
241 |
0 |
19 |
A man decided to have a face lift... - A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
624 |
0 |
20 |
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road... - Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
450 |
0 |
21 |
During WW II an American soldier... - During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
591 |
0 |
22 |
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months... - A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2136 |
0 |
23 |
A yard sale - A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
997 |
0 |
24 |
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair... - Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1308 |
0 |
25 |
Taking measures - "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
233 |
0 |