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Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo - |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
373 |
0 |
2 |
Sounds of the Wild - |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow sa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1814 |
0 |
3 |
Giving Cats Pills - |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
644 |
0 |
4 |
The Feline Diet - |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
336 |
0 |
5 |
Dogs and Light Bulbs - |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
289 |
0 |
6 |
Horses at the Race - |A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
374 |
0 |
7 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
399 |
0 |
8 |
Looking to buy a frog? - |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
259 |
0 |
9 |
Arriving home very drunk - |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
50852 |
0 |
10 |
I didn't get any money this time - |A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
316 |
0 |
11 |
You looked a lot like my wife - |A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
270 |
0 |
12 |
Making a bet at a bar - |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
322 |
0 |
13 |
A nun arrives at the local bar - |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2872 |
0 |
14 |
Newly issued alcohol warnings - |The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
327 |
0 |
15 |
Reasons to allow drinking at work - |The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
714 |
0 |
16 |
A neutron at a bar - |A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2694 |
0 |
17 |
I have a magical dancing duck - |A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
313 |
0 |
18 |
He is a very fast drinker - |A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll i...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
329 |
0 |
19 |
A bet made at the local bar - |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
3629 |
2.6875 |
20 |
What causes people to have arthritis? - |A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was st...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
341 |
0 |
21 |
The customs of an Irishman - |An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
649 |
0 |
22 |
You can't bring that dog in this bar - |A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "Y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
303 |
0 |
23 |
The story of a very short man - |A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them bot...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
296 |
0 |
24 |
I'm just trying to be helpful - |A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Want...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
274 |
0 |
25 |
They are stopped by the police - |John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the poli...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
609 |
0 |