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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
high tech - A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
387 |
2.5 |
2 |
beer and a box - A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and o...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
389 |
0 |
3 |
25 signs you've had too much to drink - Please try the following:...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
107 |
0 |
4 |
spit on my beer - One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a te...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
347 |
0 |
5 |
3 Vampires in Bar - Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
101 |
0 |
6 |
Blowin Chunks - Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
313 |
0 |
7 |
the knot - A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't s...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
676 |
0 |
8 |
Who can say this sentence? - The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking f...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
327 |
0 |
9 |
Make a horse Cry. - A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
297 |
0 |
10 |
In And Out Of Puddles - A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talkin...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
272 |
0 |
11 |
Body Building - A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
273 |
0 |
12 |
One Last Night - One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
331 |
0 |
13 |
The Bar Basement - Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
318 |
0 |
14 |
12 Shots - A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
101 |
0 |
15 |
Twelve Inch Pianist - This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
639 |
0 |
16 |
The Hamster Show - A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him someth...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
316 |
0 |
17 |
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog - A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that's a weird dog: he's stum...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
308 |
0 |
18 |
Furniture salesman - Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some fur...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
314 |
0 |
19 |
Man in pub - A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives hi...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
297 |
0 |
20 |
the drunk contest - A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender what it's...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
358 |
0 |
21 |
Walks in a bar - A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
448 |
0 |
22 |
Cow Pat Lip Gloss - An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his cha...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
353 |
0 |
23 |
Big 10 Inch - Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter s...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
329 |
0 |
24 |
pillsbury dough boy - what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast in...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
316 |
0 |
25 |
Blonde and The Coke Machine - This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drin...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
285 |
0 |