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Fishing jokes - How do the fish get to school ?
By octobus
!...Read the whole joke |
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448 |
0 |
2 |
0 - What fish make the best sandwich?
A peanut
butter and jellyfish...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
0 |
3 |
0 - To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The
loan shark !...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
0 |
4 |
0 - What fish only swims at night ?
A starfish
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262 |
0 |
5 |
0 - What do dirty fish read?
Prawno
Magazines!...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Why men like to fishing so much?
They
finally found something as smart as them to talk to....Read the whole joke |
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300 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Having arrived at the edge of the river, the
fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring a...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
0 |
8 |
Food jokes - On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
under the pancakes. She blew her stack....Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
9 |
0 - The snack bar next door to an
atom smasher
was called "The Fission Chips."...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
10 |
0 - A new chef from India
was fired a week after
starting the job. He keep favoring curry....Read the whole joke |
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391 |
0 |
11 |
0 - A
couple of kids tried using pickles for a
Ping-Pong game. They had the
volley of the Dills....Read the whole joke |
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317 |
0 |
12 |
0 - The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and
Chocolate....Read the whole joke |
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367 |
0 |
13 |
0 - A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he
suffers from pickled hearing....Read the whole joke |
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233 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Overweight is something that just sort of
snacks up on you....Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay
waiter."...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
0 |
16 |
0 - I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I
am. The shape I've selected is a triangle....Read the whole joke |
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594 |
0 |
17 |
Food
jokes - When the waitress in a
New York City restaurant brought
him the soup du jour, the Englishman
w...Read the whole joke |
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145 |
0 |
18 |
Food jokes - In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a
32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were a...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to
eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention suc...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
0 |
20 |
0 - An elderly couple were killed in an accident and
found themselves
being given a tour of heaven b...Read the whole joke |
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204 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Q: Ever wonder
about people who pay $2 for a
bottle of Evian water?
A: Just spell "Evian" bac...Read the whole joke |
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576 |
0 |
22 |
0 - A lady was picking through the
frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big en...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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23 |
0 - A friend and I were standing in line at a
fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
T...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
0 |
24 |
0 - The
American tourist in Dublin had been
complaining a great deal about the
food.
"Here," h...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
25 |
0 - A man
went into a deli shop and took a seat
at the lunch counter. "Give me a
corned beef sandw...Read the whole joke |
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240 |
0 |