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Car and train jokes - One day, two guys were driving
to a
local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the stor...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Ole
and Lena were sitting down to
their usual morning cup of coffee,
listening to the weather ...Read the whole joke |
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3 |
0 - A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in
New York on a dark
night. The passenger taps the driver on...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who
is
appalled by American driving
habits, offers the follo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A Lutheran
minister is driving down
to New York to see the
radio show and he's stopped in Conn...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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6 |
0 - a quadruple amputee is waiting at the
bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says
"alright John, how ...Read the whole joke |
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7 |
0 - A driver, obviously
drunk, was
heading the wrong way down
a one-way street when a policeman pul...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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8 |
0 - A state trooper pulled a car over and
told the man driving
that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph z...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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9 |
0 - A guy driving a truck in the middle of
nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.
It gets dark and the hit...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A man was driving up a steep and narrow
mountain road.
A woman was driving down the same road. ...Read the whole joke |
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11 |
0 - A man is driving down the road for a
long period of time.
During
his travel, he sees a pries...Read the whole joke |
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12 |
0 - A young bloke has started work on a
property, and the boss
sends him up the back paddocks to d...Read the whole joke |
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13 |
0 - A driver pulled up beside a rundown
farmhouse. He got out
and
knocked at the door. A very old ...Read the whole joke |
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14 |
0 - WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It
has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the
...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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15 |
Car
and train jokes - A fellow was following a truck in heavy
traffic.
Every block or so, when
they were stopped at ...Read the whole joke |
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Car and train jokes - Two cab drivers met.
"Hey," asked
one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab
red
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you say to a
one legged
hitch-hiker?
Hop in....Read the whole joke |
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0 - One day a guy was driving with his
4-year-old daughter
and beeped his car horn by mistake.
She t...Read the whole joke |
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0 - After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the
long lines, surly clerks, and
insane regulations at the...Read the whole joke |
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573 |
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20 |
0 - Whats black and white and red all
over?
A nun in a car accident....Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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0 - What did the monster say when he saw a
rush
hour train full of passengers?
Oh good! A chew che...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is evil and ugly and goes at 125
mph?
A witch in a high speed train....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil
crossings....Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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0 - Why do you have to wait so long for a
ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton serv...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
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0 - Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles
home.
Ghost: Why don't you take a train.
Monster: I did o...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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