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A woman's dictionary - |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
2634 |
2 |
2 |
Hick computer terms - |Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don't add no wood.Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
255 |
0 |
3 |
Woman's instructions - |THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because t...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
263 |
0 |
4 |
Guide for all women - |A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY.I'm sleepy. I'M T...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
622 |
0 |
5 |
The guide for all men - |WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need... = I wa...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
276 |
0 |
6 |
A man's translations - |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we real...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
2608 |
0 |
7 |
Woman's translations - |The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
244 |
0 |
8 |
Mother's dictionary - |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have arou...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
261 |
0 |
9 |
Evaluation comments - |Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayi...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
260 |
0 |
10 |
Evaluating progress - |A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Act...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
322 |
0 |
11 |
Miscellaneous terms - |Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable \uh-voy'-du...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
281 |
0 |
12 |
The skier's dictionary - |Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request for assistance made by a Eu...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
259 |
0 |
13 |
Drinking fault finder - |A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; ...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
257 |
0 |
14 |
Find out about the cat - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
305 |
0 |
15 |
Did you understand me? - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
343 |
0 |
16 |
This dog loves people - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
271 |
0 |
17 |
Writing letters to son - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
652 |
0 |
18 |
Phone company's errors - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
291 |
0 |
19 |
Converting to metric - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
309 |
0 |
20 |
Begin emergency landing - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
302 |
0 |
21 |
Drinking and driving - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
622 |
0 |
22 |
Call us for assistance - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
270 |
0 |
23 |
Fortune cookie mistake - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
274 |
0 |
24 |
Strange grants given - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
623 |
0 |
25 |
Shooting your computer - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
627 |
0 |