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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
- Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the p...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
294 |
0 |
| 2 |
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
- How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass....Read the whole joke |
At Work |
283 |
0 |
| 3 |
Work Environment
- Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODU...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
343 |
0 |
| 4 |
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
- How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
317 |
0 |
| 5 |
The company president called the chief security guard...
- The company president called the chief security guard into his office. "Chuck, we've received a comp...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
294 |
0 |
| 6 |
How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse...
- Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A ...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
410 |
0 |
| 7 |
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
- Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work....Read the whole joke |
At Work |
264 |
0 |
| 8 |
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
- What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with ...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
266 |
0 |
| 9 |
Telegram received from ex-employee
- Telegram received from ex-employee:"Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow."...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
316 |
0 |
| 10 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard I
- George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document in yourhands. P...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
342 |
0 |
| 11 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II
- Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like "work" to the casual observer....Read the whole joke |
At Work |
324 |
0 |
| 12 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III
- Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're n...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
281 |
0 |
| 13 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV
- Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don't call you just because they w...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
320 |
0 |
| 14 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V
- Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impat...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
375 |
0 |
| 15 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI
- Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You coul...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
306 |
0 |
| 16 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII
- Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression tha...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
366 |
0 |
| 17 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VIII
- Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put lots of books on the ...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
292 |
0 |
| 18 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX
- Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Us...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
300 |
0 |
| 19 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X
- MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
251 |
0 |
| 20 |
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing...
- A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
2408 |
0 |
| 21 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
292 |
0 |
| 22 |
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted...
- Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the fr...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
595 |
0 |
| 23 |
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring...
- The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- o...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
278 |
0 |
| 24 |
Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
282 |
0 |
| 25 |
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has...
- A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
2427 |
0 |
