| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Who won the race?
- Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race to LA.Which of the two will get there...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
| 2 |
Simple Chinese
- Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep togetherAi Ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 3 |
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
- Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
| 4 |
Telepath wanted
- Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 5 |
The Walrus
- Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 6 |
Microsofties
- Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to release a beta version...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 7 |
The Beggers
- Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning. They are both dressed ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
| 8 |
Blubber trouble
- Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
| 9 |
The Witch
- Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told the woman at the door that they wante...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 10 |
Thanks Doc!
- A patient says to his doctor, "Hey, Doc! I've been getting these migraines for a long time now! I ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
| 11 |
An Old Man\'s Dying Request
- An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
915 |
2.5 |
| 12 |
Girls Night Out
- So ... the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies NightClub."One of the girls wanted to im...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 13 |
Ms. Piggy Counts
- Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 14 |
President
- What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 15 |
New Scope
- A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 16 |
Yo\' Momma is...
- Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
388 |
0 |
| 17 |
Gum Crossing
- Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 18 |
Cold Politics
- It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 19 |
Literary couch potato
- Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
| 20 |
Confusing women!!
- How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 21 |
Listening Passively
- There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 22 |
Christmas Present
- Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
| 23 |
Whorehouse
- Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the day?A. Beat it - we're closed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
| 24 |
The Family Dentist
- A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, "I want atooth pulled. I don`t want gas ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
| 25 |
Yogi Bear
- Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Bo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
