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If Microsoft built cars - |Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
310 |
0 |
2 |
Computer problem report - |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
661 |
0 |
3 |
Customer support logs - |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
0 |
4 |
Write your code in C - |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and col...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
275 |
0 |
5 |
Ode to spell checkers - |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
306 |
0 |
6 |
Computer used too long - |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
606 |
0 |
7 |
Graphics work too much - |You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gourau...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
323 |
0 |
8 |
Bought a bad computer - |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
260 |
0 |
9 |
Internet addictions - |Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IA...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
617 |
0 |
10 |
Ethical software group - |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treat...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
255 |
0 |
11 |
Internet highway blues - |The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
240 |
0 |
12 |
The computer prayer - |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
313 |
0 |
13 |
Surfing the Internet - |Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
277 |
0 |
14 |
User song and music - |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and b...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
295 |
0 |
15 |
Gender and computers - |Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better mo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
280 |
0 |
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Top nine reasons computers must be female - |Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
249 |
0 |
17 |
Definition of Windows - |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
360 |
0 |
18 |
The power of shifting - |Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* s...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
666 |
0 |
19 |
100 Buckets of Bits - |100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to gr...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
97 |
0 |
20 |
AOL addiction poem - |My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bu...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
3007 |
0 |
21 |
Microsoft versus GM - |Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer ind...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
332 |
0 |
22 |
Marketing translations - |Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard,...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
634 |
0 |
23 |
English is really crazy - |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muff...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
258 |
0 |
24 |
Jump out of the plane - |An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the p...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
254 |
0 |
25 |
A cultural comparison - |Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant ab...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
3034 |
0 |