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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried... - A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in t...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
248 |
0 |
2 |
A midget walks into the doctors and says... - A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fuckingitchy balls and I can't do any...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
320 |
1 |
3 |
There was this man in a mental hospital... - There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doc...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
298 |
0 |
4 |
HEGS - The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S"What's that?", the patient asks."It's a combination...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
356 |
0 |
5 |
Psychoanalysis - One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her b...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
354 |
0 |
6 |
Benefits of having Alzheimer's - Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new frien...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
360 |
0 |
7 |
My heart set... - A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye do...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
351 |
0 |
8 |
Some problems - A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approach...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
733 |
0 |
9 |
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? - Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How lon...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
312 |
0 |
10 |
A memory problem - Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when d...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2536 |
0 |
11 |
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices... - Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
348 |
0 |
12 |
Five penises - A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Goo...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
364 |
0 |
13 |
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa... - A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2345 |
0 |
14 |
One doc operated on a person for a hernia... - One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it o...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
345 |
0 |
15 |
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done... - Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
277 |
0 |
16 |
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant... - A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The docto...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
313 |
0 |
17 |
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall... - A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
300 |
0 |
18 |
This woman goes into a dentist's office... - This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
368 |
0 |
19 |
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade? - Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an append...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
298 |
0 |
20 |
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor... - Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all go...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
355 |
0 |
21 |
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad... - A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor call...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2587 |
0 |
22 |
A mute was walking down the street one day... - A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute. In sign la...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
290 |
0 |
23 |
A young lady walks into a doctors office... - A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge" The Docto...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
332 |
0 |
24 |
The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant... - The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby se...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
371 |
0 |
25 |
A woman visits her physician... - A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctor...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
239 |
0 |