| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Alcohol vs Women
- A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2252 |
2.5 |
| 2 |
Fatherly feelings
- One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
279 |
0 |
| 3 |
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
- What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging....Read the whole joke |
Men |
262 |
0 |
| 4 |
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
- How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed....Read the whole joke |
Men |
210 |
0 |
| 5 |
How do men sort their laundry?
- How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"....Read the whole joke |
Men |
249 |
0 |
| 6 |
Lots of words
- There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but yo...Read the whole joke |
Men |
280 |
0 |
| 7 |
Men are like...
- Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
299 |
0 |
| 8 |
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men...
- There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop"....Read the whole joke |
Men |
558 |
0 |
| 9 |
Man walks into a supermarket and buys...
- Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 p...Read the whole joke |
Men |
251 |
0 |
| 10 |
How do you scare a man?
- How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke |
Men |
272 |
0 |
| 11 |
What food best describes a man?
- What food best describes a man? Jerky...Read the whole joke |
Men |
216 |
0 |
| 12 |
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
- Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...Read the whole joke |
Men |
141 |
0 |
| 13 |
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
- Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti...Read the whole joke |
Men |
147 |
0 |
| 14 |
These two guys had just gotten divorces...
- These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with wom...Read the whole joke |
Men |
259 |
0 |
| 15 |
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
- Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38...Read the whole joke |
Men |
233 |
0 |
| 16 |
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking...
- Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a c...Read the whole joke |
Men |
285 |
0 |
| 17 |
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
- Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip....Read the whole joke |
Men |
215 |
0 |
| 18 |
How many honest, intelligent, caring men...
- How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke |
Men |
276 |
0 |
| 19 |
Is he still wrong?
- If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he st...Read the whole joke |
Men |
282 |
0 |
| 20 |
The Bachelor Diet
- The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while b...Read the whole joke |
Men |
598 |
0 |
| 21 |
Another costume
- A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2164 |
0 |
| 22 |
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
- Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business....Read the whole joke |
Men |
301 |
0 |
| 23 |
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
- Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type....Read the whole joke |
Men |
219 |
0 |
| 24 |
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
- Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...Read the whole joke |
Men |
232 |
0 |
| 25 |
If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have...
- Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Su...Read the whole joke |
Men |
289 |
0 |
