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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstoo...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
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0 - A pirate was talking to a
"land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any
sel...Read the whole joke |
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357 |
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3 |
0 - Last New
Year's Eve,
one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it
was time to
get...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
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4 |
0 - Two
men who are out
walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to
the other, "Boy
...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
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5 |
0 - A guy walks into a bar
carrying a pair of jumper
cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then
...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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6 |
0 - A man stumbles up to the
only other patron in
a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
...Read the whole joke |
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575 |
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7 |
0 - A number twelve walks into a
bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't
ser...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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8 |
0 - The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a
Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a
great-look...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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9 |
0 - A
serious drunk walked
into a bar and, after staring for some time at the
only woman seated
...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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10 |
0 - Two guys
were in a bar,
and they were both watching the television when the news
came on.
It...Read the whole joke |
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560 |
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11 |
0 - John was sitting outside his
local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
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12 |
0 - A neutron walks into a bar.
"I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a
bee...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
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13 |
0 - A circus owner
walked
into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little
sho...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
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0 - A man walks into a bar, and
as he makes his
way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone
...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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15 |
0 - A man who smelled like a
distillery flopped on a subway seat
next to a priest. The man's tie
w...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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0 - A man walks into a bar and
says, "Bartender, give me two shots."
Bartender says, "You want them ...Read the whole joke |
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620 |
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0 - A good samaritan was walking
home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk.
...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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18 |
0 - John & Jessica were on their
way
home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the
p...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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19 |
0 - A seal walks into a bar
and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal,
"W...Read the whole joke |
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598 |
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0 - John Smith lived in
Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the
ferr...Read the whole joke |
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568 |
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21 |
0 - Yesterday, scientists in the
United States
revealed that beer contains small traces of female
...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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22 |
0 - Three vampires walk into a
bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the
f...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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23 |
0 - A man walks into a pub
and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog
bi...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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24 |
0 - A golf club walks into a
local bar and asks
the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman
refus...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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25 |
0 - A motorway walks
into a
pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink.
He
ju...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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