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Title |
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Rating |
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Catholic Dictionary - AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
2 |
Arthritis - A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
3 |
Sisters of Mercy - A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying ", House of Prostitution, 10 miles" Think...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
4 |
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven - Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
5 |
And God Created Woman - One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
287 |
0 |
6 |
Jonah and the Whale - A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
7 |
Biblical Bumper Stickers - Adam: "You are what you eat." Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother." Abraham: "I'm goi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
8 |
CelebRate! - The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
9 |
Carstianity - "Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo." Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-door, who a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
10 |
Chapter Eleven - Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
11 |
Vow of Silence - At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
12 |
The Taxi Driver - A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
13 |
The Old Monk - A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
14 |
When I was Young - When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
15 |
Really Good Deed - This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
16 |
Seventeenth Chapter - A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she sa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
17 |
Meeting the Pope - A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
18 |
You know you are in a Texas church when - People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
19 |
Your Daughter is Pregnant - A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
20 |
The Big Flood - It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
21 |
Imagine that - Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening tothe priest's ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
22 |
Mixed football jokes - A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
23 |
A Fisherman's Tale - Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
24 |
10 Reasons Not To Jog - 1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
97 |
0 |
25 |
Number One Sport - A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, "Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |