# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What is a breathanalyzer? - "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Wel...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
223 |
0 |
2 |
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way... - A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2389 |
0 |
3 |
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning... - There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
258 |
0 |
4 |
A somewhat drunk man feels a... - A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2515 |
0 |
5 |
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut... - A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
3437 |
2.75 |
6 |
Two drunks walk into a bar... - Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
280 |
0 |
7 |
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down... - A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2160 |
2.5 |
8 |
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk... - There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
276 |
2.5 |
9 |
Clearing it - A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
288 |
0 |
10 |
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and... - A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2498 |
0 |
11 |
How can you tell? - "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
257 |
0 |
12 |
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? - What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid me...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
281 |
0 |
13 |
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY - "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2456 |
0 |
14 |
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog... - A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2231 |
0 |
15 |
Lost all my luggage - McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his chee...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
289 |
0 |
16 |
Drunk walks into elevator... - Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
611 |
0 |
17 |
It's a ladybug - A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
332 |
0 |
18 |
A horrible tragedy - A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2617 |
0 |
19 |
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked... - A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2248 |
0 |
20 |
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours... - A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2168 |
0 |
21 |
There was a young Scotsman called Andy... - There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To w...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
267 |
0 |
22 |
5 drinks - A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
253 |
0 |
23 |
Drinking problem - Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
249 |
0 |
24 |
Sign of drinking problem - Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
263 |
0 |
25 |
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
300 |
0 |