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Bird jokes - Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting
"Pieces of
four"?
Short John Silver!...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
0 |
2 |
0 - What is a parrot?
A wordy birdy!...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken
!...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
4 |
0 - What is the definition of a goose ?
An animal
that grows down as it grows up !...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
5 |
0 - What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'
?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
0 |
6 |
0 - What did the baby
chick say when he saw his
mother sitting on an orange ?
'Dad, dad, look what...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
0 |
7 |
0 - How do you stop a rooser crowing
on Sunday ?
Eat him on Saturday !...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
8 |
0 - What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
A
battery hen !...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
9 |
0 - What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch
eggs !...Read the whole joke |
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595 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
forest fires !...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
0 |
11 |
0 - What do you get if you cross a chicken
with a
cement mixer ?
A brick-layer !...Read the whole joke |
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343 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Why does a rooster watch TV ?
For
hentertainment !...Read the whole joke |
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334 |
0 |
13 |
0 - What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
They cook their own gooses !...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Why were the hens lying on their backs
with
their legs in the air ?
Because eggs were going up...Read the whole joke |
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685 |
0 |
15 |
0 - How do you make a tame duck wild?
Annoy
it....Read the whole joke |
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330 |
0 |
16 |
0 - What do you get if you cross an eagle with a
skunk?
A bird that stinks to high heaven....Read the whole joke |
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340 |
0 |
17 |
0 - What does an educated owl say?
Whom....Read the whole joke |
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395 |
0 |
18 |
0 - What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?...Read the whole joke |
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343 |
0 |
19 |
0 - What did the baby owl's parents say when he
wanted
to go to a party?
You're not owld enough....Read the whole joke |
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733 |
0 |
20 |
0 - What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang
Syne....Read the whole joke |
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379 |
0 |
21 |
0 - What did the scornful owl say?
Twit twoo....Read the whole joke |
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365 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Two owls were playing pool.
One said, "Two
hits."
The other replied, "Two hits to who?"...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
0 |
23 |
0 - What do you get if you cross
a giant, hairy
monster with a penguin?
I don't know but it's a ve...Read the whole joke |
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329 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Why did a man's
pet vulture not make a sound
for five years?
It was stuffed....Read the whole joke |
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353 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Teacher: What's a robin?
Fred: A bird that
steals, ma'am....Read the whole joke |
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370 |
0 |