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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Turn back your car odometer - |A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buye...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
302 |
0 |
2 |
The blonde test taker - |A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. S...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
733 |
0 |
3 |
Mind telling me the time? - |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
396 |
0 |
4 |
First experience horse riding - |A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons....Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
512 |
0 |
5 |
Unlocking your car - |Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes wit...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
988 |
0 |
6 |
Buying drinks at a bar - |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
352 |
0 |
7 |
Do you see the dead bird? - |A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a de...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
323 |
0 |
8 |
Slot machine winner - |A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in si...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
472 |
0 |
9 |
I deserve a first class seat - |A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
415 |
0 |
10 |
Helping a blond lose weight - |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days,...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
378 |
0 |
11 |
Fallen bridge - |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
398 |
0 |
12 |
Want me to paint for you? - |A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
380 |
0 |
13 |
Why are you yelling that? - |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
347 |
0 |
14 |
Do you know where you were going? - |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop:...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
295 |
0 |
15 |
Clean those restrooms - |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
359 |
0 |
16 |
What's in the bag? - |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer w...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
450 |
0 |
17 |
Three blonds on death row - |Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blo...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
414 |
0 |
18 |
How do I get across that river? - |A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
381 |
0 |
19 |
Blond medical terminology - |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatm...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
375 |
0 |
20 |
Question and answer blond jokes - |Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of fro...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
372 |
0 |
21 |
I Want Some Milk - |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milk...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
380 |
0 |
22 |
Buying a New Farm - |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
379 |
0 |
23 |
I have good news and bad news - |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
372 |
0 |
24 |
Is she feeling any better? - |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
271 |
0 |
25 |
What should I do then? - |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
367 |
0 |