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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
80 year old man - An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
2 |
How do you make a dead baby float? - How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
3 |
The Pastor\\\\\\\'s Last Stand - A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |
4 |
Yo mama\\\'s so poor - Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to churchYo mama's so poor, I walked into her hou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
570 |
0 |
5 |
Camping Trip - Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
331 |
0 |
6 |
Dump trucks and fat ladies! - A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
7 |
The Lesbians - What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
8 |
Definition of a good date! - These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
9 |
Valentine\'s Cards - A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
531 |
0 |
10 |
Bathroom reading material - Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
11 |
Dog life... - Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that's probably how dogs spend most of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
12 |
Leroys - A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was re...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
13 |
Definition of Panda - A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
14 |
A facelift experience! - A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the fac...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
15 |
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS) - This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
16 |
A Redneck Joke - 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
17 |
The Perfect Woman would say... - The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.2. Are you sure you've ha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
18 |
Pencils - How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
19 |
Musical Instruments - Why does Clinton play the saxophone?'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
20 |
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat - Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
21 |
Beltway Holdups - TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thoug...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
22 |
Royal Greetings? - What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
23 |
How to Annoy People at Work - How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
24 |
Foreplay? - Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn't last long enough!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
25 |
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo - Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by payin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |