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Title |
Category |
Hits |
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1 |
Seymour was a good and pious man... - Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearl...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
626 |
0 |
2 |
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached... - Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
603 |
0 |
3 |
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to... - This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
259 |
0 |
4 |
Why wasn't Jesus born in America? - Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
177 |
0 |
5 |
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV... - 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The secon...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
159 |
0 |
6 |
GIRL'S CONFESSION - GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
265 |
0 |
7 |
Jesus has risen - Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The cat...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
227 |
0 |
8 |
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her... - A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2051 |
0 |
9 |
What is the biggest problem for an atheist? - What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
207 |
0 |
10 |
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco... - A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he wa...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
3041 |
0 |
11 |
The three wise men are out for a stroll when... - The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
196 |
0 |
12 |
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower? - Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
227 |
0 |
13 |
Confession - The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
252 |
0 |
14 |
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh... - Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, l...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
277 |
0 |
15 |
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items... - A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of c...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2011 |
0 |
16 |
This fellow comes to confession... - This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned."The priest asked, "W...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
230 |
0 |
17 |
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided... - This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arrivin...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
192 |
0 |
18 |
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market... - Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
145 |
0 |
19 |
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness... - What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Some...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
634 |
0 |
20 |
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning... - The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife i...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
226 |
0 |
21 |
Is there a God? - Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
221 |
0 |
22 |
What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
240 |
0 |
23 |
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man... - Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sis...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
185 |
0 |
24 |
What language do the Vatican Police speak? - What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
248 |
0 |
25 |
A minister was asked by a politician... - A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2359 |
0 |