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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Virgina Girl - A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're goin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
360 |
0 |
2 |
Your momma is... - Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
3 |
Smitty the Parrot\'s Birthday - Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
402 |
0 |
4 |
Banana - What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
5 |
No Brakes - Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn't s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
6 |
Another chicken crosses the road. - Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
639 |
0 |
7 |
Unfaithful Mates - Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I think...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
328 |
0 |
8 |
Are there Jews in China? - Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?""I d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
9 |
Nurse converse. - Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
10 |
Chinese dog treat - There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
11 |
Not so wise - In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
12 |
What a way to go! - Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
13 |
Itch - ouch -itch - ouch. - What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a serious case of joc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
14 |
No Irish Lawyers? - Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
108 |
0 |
15 |
Choo-Choo! - Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
16 |
Sheep Shagging - A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer."So...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
17 |
Medium Smeduim! - For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame F...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0.5 |
18 |
YMCA - What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0.5 |
19 |
Liver and Cheese. - A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They show him their papers, b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
20 |
Heaven or Hell? - There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish, and one is Italian.They...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
114 |
0 |
21 |
No more Jewish jokes! - One guy says to another guy, "Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day..."Right away, his frie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
2.5 |
22 |
Earn cash in your spare time... - Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
326 |
0 |
23 |
The morning after... - Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
24 |
Don\'t be sexist... - Don't be sexist... broads hate that!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
25 |
Witches Brew - What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |