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Baby jokes - Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew:
What's wrong with the old one?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of respo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did you drop the
baby?
Well, Mrs
Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to s...Read the whole joke |
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0 - It can't go on! It can't go on!
What can't
go on?
This baby's vest ? it's too small for me....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
thought babies should be pink, so she took this on...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they ma...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given y...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," sai...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it's a nappy time....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy.
Mrs Brown: Tell ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I see the baby's nose is running
again,"
said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped h...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
rock-et....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
sister?
I'd much rather have a jelly baby....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Bigger's
baby?
Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigg...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Do you like your
new baby sister?
She's
all right.
Do you play with her?
No, and we can't ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
weight in
two weeks by drinking elephant's milk....Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old
bag....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it's
a dear little thing....Read the whole joke |
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0 - When a baby is learning to eat,
shouldn't he
have an L-plate?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the baby monster put his father
in
the freezer?
Because he wanted frozen pop....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mum, is it true my baby sister came
from
Heaven?
Yes, that's right.
Well, I don't blame God ...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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