# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Mommy Dearest! - As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
2 |
On the airline. - A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
3 |
The divorce! - A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
4 |
Look at me! - A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
5 |
Even more Bumper Stickers! - Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel down bef...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
6 |
The Signalman\'s Test! - Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
526 |
0 |
7 |
What costume? - A black couple we're invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide what to dress up as.The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
248 |
0 |
8 |
For Dad\'s with Daughters! (Long) - When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
405 |
0 |
9 |
Washing the Dog! - Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
400 |
0 |
10 |
Six times Six - A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars to buy a drink. All of a sudden ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
11 |
Jonah and the Whale. - A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to her gave a little chuckle and a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |
12 |
We've been robbed! - A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
13 |
Buzz Buzz Buzz! - A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies in the bedroom window and zo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
14 |
The loud-mouthed mechanic! - Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
15 |
Request for a raise :) - The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: - has to work hard...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
16 |
Valentines for the Ex! - A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines' cards for his daughter and mother. The 50...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |
17 |
Clinton Bumper Stickers - Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK! If you had s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
18 |
Macho man! - Typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the followi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0 |
19 |
The kind lawyer! - One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
20 |
1970 and year 2000. - Isn't this the truth!...1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfec...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
21 |
Razorback Hogs - Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
322 |
0 |
22 |
More of the world's shortest books! - A new list of the "World's Shortest Books":STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
23 |
Men Are Like....... - Men are like....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like....Bananas. The older they...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
24 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto - One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
25 |
Dog Property Laws - 1. If I like it, it's mine.2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.3. If I can take it from you, it's mine....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |