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Clinton jokes - Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the
House
Gingrich, and President Clinton are travelin...Read the whole joke |
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2 |
0 - Q: What's Clinton doing to
make Americans
happy?
A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enoug...Read the whole joke |
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419 |
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3 |
0 - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton
were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On...Read the whole joke |
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391 |
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4 |
0 - A bus filled with politicians was
driving
through the
countryside one day, on the campaign trai...Read the whole joke |
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664 |
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5 |
College jokes - Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher
stay awake every night?
He was trying to find a ...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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6 |
0 - Why don't Purdue athletes
eat pickles?
They can't get their heads in the jar....Read the whole joke |
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347 |
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7 |
0 - What do you get when you
cross a Texas
Aggie with an ape?
A retarded ape....Read the whole joke |
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211 |
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8 |
0 - Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
Profe...Read the whole joke |
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347 |
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9 |
0 - Did you hear about the
Louisiana Tech
professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours,
...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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10 |
0 - "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
Boys or girls?"
"Well, I believe one is a girl and...Read the whole joke |
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11 |
0 - Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student:
When you can't get your jeans over your t...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
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12 |
0 - Did you
hear about the Western Kentucky
professor who kissed the door goodbye and
slammed his ...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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13 |
0 - And then there was the UCLA professor
who
opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pan...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do
you measure a Villanova graduate's
I.Q.?
With a tire gauge....Read the whole joke |
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294 |
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15 |
0 - Did you hear about the Penn State professor
who
went around in a revolving door for six hours be...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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0 - How many Wake Forest
fraternity brothers
does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Seventee...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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17 |
0 - What do you
call ten Utah State law
students standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel....Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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18 |
0 - How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to
sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in his ears....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the Oregon State psychology
major
climb up the chain link fence?
To see what was on th...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
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20 |
0 - What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps
at thin air?
Collecting his thoughts....Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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21 |
0 - "Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a
Ph.D."
"What does Ph.D. stand for?"
"in his case, Pin-headed ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the UCLA track
star who
won a gold medal?
He was so proud of it that he had...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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23 |
0 - How many Buckeye
football players does it
take to change a lightbulb?
One. But he gets three h...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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24 |
0 - Jeb and Eudell, University of
Michigan
athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just ...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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25 |
0 - Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking
through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?...Read the whole joke |
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318 |
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