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Gorilla jokes - How do we know that Apes are
like fish
after a rainstorm?
They'll both bite at anything!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops
of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla...Read the whole joke |
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387 |
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0 - How
do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell
it an elephant joke!...Read the whole joke |
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413 |
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0 - How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it
waiting for three hours!...Read the whole joke |
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371 |
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0 - How do you prepare a Gorilla
sundae?
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do you stop a
thundering herd of
Apes?
Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'M...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How does a Gorilla become another
animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodygu...Read the whole joke |
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439 |
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0 - If George
Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Gorillas, would they be the Apes of
Raft?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
a bedroom, what do you
have?
A very large bedroom...Read the whole joke |
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0 - If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did George Washington have to do with
Gorillas?
As little as possible, dummy!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a
gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were com...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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0 - What did the Gorilla call his first
wife?
His prime-mate!...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
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14 |
0 - What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
'Clean
Washroom'?
He cleaned it!...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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15 |
0 - What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
from the
skyscraper?
Listen baby, I think I'm fallin...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
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0 - What did the great Ape
shout to the pilots
who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, h...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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0 - What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to
Paris?
Ape Suzettes!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you feed a 600 pound
Gorilla?
Anything it wants!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What does a Gorilla attorney study?
The Law
of the jungle!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What does a Gorilla learn first in
school?
The Apey-cees!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
pretty
girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the ...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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0 - What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years
in an Ivy League school!...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
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0 - What happened when the Ape won
the door
prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth t...Read the whole joke |
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609 |
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0 - What happens if you cross an Ape with an
octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!...Read the whole joke |
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