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Humor jokes
- How do you cook vegatables in the
microwave
? Take them out their wheelchair....Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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- What's blue and sings alone? - Dan
Ackroyd....Read the whole joke |
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207 |
0 |
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0
- Why did the janitor take early retirement?
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay....Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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| 4 |
0
- What kind of hair do
oceans have?
...Wavy hair....Read the whole joke |
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230 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your
grandma's
bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snak...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- My mother-in-law has got
so many double
chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of
panc...Read the whole joke |
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586 |
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0
- Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they
need the dough...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were
discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
0 |
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0
- Did you hear
about the ghoul's favorite
hotel? It had running rot and mould in every
room....Read the whole joke |
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235 |
2.5 |
| 10 |
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- What happened to the wizard who ran away with
the circus?
The police made him bring it back again...Read the whole joke |
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579 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- A magician was employed by a
Shipping Line
to entertain the passengers during cruises. The capta...Read the whole joke |
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598 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last
night and stole a thousand pints of blood.
Poli...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- At the scene of a bank raid
the police
officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He go...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- When Fred was applying for
a credit card,
the manager of the credit card company asked him if he...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
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0
- Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open
an account with this
sort of money. They're wooden ...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- What's the
best way to increase the size of
your bank balance? Look at it through a
magnifying...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- A man went in to the bank and asked to see the
man who arranged the loans.
'I'm sorry, sir,'...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
0 |
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0
- Dad, did you manage to
fix my toy? No, it's
not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape
s...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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0
- What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
I'm wringing wet....Read the whole joke |
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579 |
0 |
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0
- Did you hear about the man who jumped in the
Hudson River?
He committed sewercide....Read the whole joke |
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228 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- It was so hot when we went on holiday last
year that we had to take turns sitting in each other'...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Clown: Why are you wearing such a large
shirt?
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top....Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
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0
- Q: How many Mafia
hitmen does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to screw it in, on...Read the whole joke |
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590 |
0 |
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0
- Q: How many circus performers does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Four: One for the money, t...Read the whole joke |
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604 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Coleman
moved to Wyoming and was sitting in
the unemployment office applying for a
job. "Have ...Read the whole joke |
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210 |
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