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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Men are from earth... - Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
258 |
0 |
2 |
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant... - What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pr...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
278 |
0 |
3 |
Bad habits - I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in th...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
337 |
0 |
4 |
Merry...ied talk - A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husban...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
236 |
0 |
5 |
Wise men never marry... - Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
157 |
0 |
6 |
Two guys were discussing popular family trends... - Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't slee...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
155 |
0 |
7 |
On inheritance - A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
292 |
0 |
8 |
Divorce decision - "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decide...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
621 |
0 |
9 |
Indicator - A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
282 |
0 |
10 |
A Change Of Vows - During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2631 |
2 |
11 |
Prescription - This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
598 |
0 |
12 |
Wife-taming method - Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
170 |
0 |
13 |
Want to make love to you - He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - W...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
268 |
0 |
14 |
Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
632 |
0 |
15 |
Nothing but the truth - A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and the...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
618 |
0 |
16 |
Not this time - There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
276 |
0 |
17 |
Bad news - A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were s...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
265 |
0 |
18 |
Devil herself - A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to giv...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
286 |
0 |
19 |
Deadly disease - "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," s...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
266 |
0 |
20 |
In comparision - Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
256 |
0 |
21 |
Difficult shot - Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
296 |
0 |
22 |
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head... - A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
281 |
0 |
23 |
Congratulations - A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
272 |
0 |
24 |
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife... - Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I'v...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
313 |
0 |
25 |
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband... - I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in th...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
275 |
0 |