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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I would like to havea second opinion - |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
296 |
0 |
2 |
I think I need a pair of glasses - |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
271 |
0 |
3 |
Put me into a fighting mood - |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
679 |
0 |
4 |
Get me an ambulence now - |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator:...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
298 |
0 |
5 |
Consultation fees - |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The but...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
296 |
0 |
6 |
Question and answer jokes - |Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his nec...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
275 |
0 |
7 |
Actual stupid questions asked - |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2315 |
0 |
8 |
That's a real bargain - |A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
595 |
0 |
9 |
Rules for hunting lawyers - |1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of atto...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
323 |
0 |
10 |
Excess billing hours - |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
262 |
0 |
11 |
Ounces of brain for sale - |A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
271 |
0 |
12 |
What type of tracks? - |Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the f...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
245 |
0 |
13 |
Solving a dispute - |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
587 |
0 |
14 |
Lawyers take everything - |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
255 |
0 |
15 |
Lawyers give irrelevant information - |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass g...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
277 |
0 |
16 |
The devil's offer - |The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " th...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
223 |
0 |
17 |
The bronze statues - |A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
264 |
0 |
18 |
What and who am I? - |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they co...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
202 |
0 |
19 |
There are no honest lawyers - |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stone...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
263 |
0 |
20 |
Here's your fee schedule - |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking thr...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
213 |
0 |
21 |
Unreasonable bill - |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement incl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
302 |
0 |
22 |
Replacing lab rats with lawyers - |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawy...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
266 |
0 |
23 |
You've changed my mind - |Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
229 |
0 |
24 |
Some last minute requests - |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How l...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
234 |
0 |
25 |
Get money to heaven - |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong th...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
320 |
0 |