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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Stupid Insults 20/31 - Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn't go all the way to Tomorrowland. Mooring...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
2 |
Stupid Insults 19/31 - Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer -- vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
3 |
Stupid Insults 18/31 - In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for "extra thick." I...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
4 |
Stupid Insults 17/31 - If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
5 |
Stupid Insults 16/31 - His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is long...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
6 |
Stupid Insults 15/31 - His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
7 |
Stupid Insults 14/31 - Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly ra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
8 |
Stupid Insults 13/31 - He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they mad...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
9 |
Stupid Insults 12/31 - Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
10 |
Stupid Insults 11/31 - Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity errors unde...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
11 |
Stupid Insults 10/31 - Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory of a missing link. Faile...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
12 |
Stupid Insults 9/31 - Doesn't have his belt through all the loops. Doesn't have sixteen annas to the rupee. Doesn't have t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
13 |
Stupid Insults 8/31 - Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn't hit sand if he fell off a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
14 |
Stupid Insults 7/31 - Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff. Can dis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
15 |
Stupid Insults 6/31 - Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing with his wand to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
16 |
Stupid Insults 5/31 - An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering protot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
17 |
Stupid Insults 4/31 - All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer, no nail. All hat and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
18 |
Stupid Insults 3/31 - A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits A mind as empty as the s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
19 |
Stupid Insults 2/31 - A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
20 |
Stupid Insults 1/31 - $HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
21 |
Insult Collection #17 - I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub. I heard you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
22 |
Insult Collection #16 - At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and wor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
23 |
Insult Collection #15 - If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early. We...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
24 |
Insult Collection #14 - I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Moonlig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
25 |
Insult Collection #13 - We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ask me what the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |