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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What Can I Get? - A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the counter is a young woman."M...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
2 |
Need A Muscle Relaxant - This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
629 |
0 |
3 |
Condoms for My Camels - There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
4 |
Knowledge Pills - A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
5 |
Bill The Duck - A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
6 |
Can You Read This? - A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech.Unfortunatel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
7 |
Green Half First - A funny story I know comes from someone's father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One of his customers co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
8 |
Sick Coffin - A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
9 |
Be Poetic - "When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
10 |
What Floor Please? - A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
11 |
The Pharmacy - A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he star...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
12 |
99 Condoms - A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling pre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
91 |
0 |
13 |
What Tax? - This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
14 |
Preparing for a Mammogram - The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the word br...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
15 |
Theory of the Stork - Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
16 |
Can You Read This - A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an e...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
17 |
Looking for A Name - The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
18 |
Juan and Amal Classic - A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
19 |
Having A Baby Is Like... - What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:"It's kinda like tryin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
20 |
Gravol Label - I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It's even called "Gravol for Children". It has dosage informa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
21 |
Birthing Pains - A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The docto...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
22 |
Don\'t Do To Wife In Labor - Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room1) Clip your toenails. 2)...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
23 |
Don\'t Say to Pregnant Wife - Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where did the extra set o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
327 |
0 |
24 |
Perfect Girlfriend - I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
25 |
Geriatric Gynecologist - What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives' tales!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |