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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A Microsoft Tale - A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
725 |
0 |
2 |
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN - A CONTINUING SERIES - "I'm going fishing."Really means"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
3 |
Rubbit the Rabbit - A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream. So he buys a piece of land an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
4 |
Aliens At a Gas Pump - Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out of their ship and look arou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
5 |
How to kill a blonde - Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of her pool....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
6 |
"Washing the Clothes" - John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about doing the "wild thing", so...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
107 |
0 |
7 |
Whatcha Doin' Daddy?" - Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his girlfrie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
8 |
Overheard In Airplane - The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its final approach. T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
9 |
Different Treatment - A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
10 |
50 Ways to Appreciate Life - 1. Watch the sunset-- on a sled.2. Smile more, --it might get you a free beer.3. Complain less. --It...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
104 |
0 |
11 |
Five Maxims of Making Excuses - 1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to its use.2) Always put the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
12 |
She Wants What He Has - Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house. One day he is carryin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
13 |
Golf For Sex - A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind the ball he discovers a witch ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
14 |
Cinderella and Tampon - Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming's ball, but as you know the evil stepsisiers and s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
15 |
Sex With A Martian - One day, a space ship landed in a farmer's field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
16 |
New Factory - The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
17 |
Chick With No Arms or Legs? - Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A: Hey...Nice Tits!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
18 |
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs - There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says to the other, "Just a minute, I'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
19 |
Three Nuns and the Statue - There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on Makeout Ridge, and they were, well, do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
20 |
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians - 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
105 |
0 |
21 |
Twas the Night Before... - 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
22 |
Procrastinator\'s Creed - 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
396 |
0 |
23 |
Man, I\'m Glad I\'m A Man - Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
389 |
0 |
24 |
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals - Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
25 |
Spell Ice Cream - This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream. Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |