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Cat jokes - Teacher: Name four members of the cat
family
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Which big cat should
you never play cards with
?
A cheetah !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - When the cat's away.....?
The house smells
better !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is another way to describe
a cat ?
A
heat seeking missile !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not
tabby !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is an octopus?
An eight-sided cat....Read the whole joke |
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0 - A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse
me", he said to
the cat in charge, "Can you get...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because
of the tree bark....Read the whole joke |
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0 - If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An
a-cat-emy award....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
A: The dog
taped his mouth....Read the whole joke |
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0 - When you call a dog, they usually come to
you.
When you call a cat; they take a message....Read the whole joke |
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0 - "Doctor," said the
patient, "I need help! I
can't stop acting like a cat!"
"How long have you h...Read the whole joke |
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Children jokes - A little boy opened the big and old family
Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as...Read the whole joke |
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0 - On the way to
preschool, the doctor had
left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her
little g...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A mother was teaching her
3-year-old the
Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she
re...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A precious little girl walks
into a pet
shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me...Read the whole joke |
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0 - On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten
teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The flor...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A man is walking down the street one day when
he notices a very small boy trying to press a door...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Little Johnny came home from school
with
a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having t...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A little girl was playing in the garden when
she
spied two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Tyler was
excited about his first day at
school. So excited in fact, that only a few
minutes a...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
of fish. She was also
rather deaf, which was great...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
Because
her children were not very bright....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why was the mother flea
feeling down in
the dumps?
Because she thought her children were all g...Read the whole joke |
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