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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I've never understood why women love cats... - I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
348 |
0 |
2 |
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs? - What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
287 |
0 |
3 |
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through... - There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
298 |
0 |
4 |
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? - Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
325 |
0 |
5 |
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? - Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead...Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tre...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
195 |
0 |
6 |
Why does an elephant have four feet? - Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
166 |
0 |
7 |
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito... - What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
153 |
0 |
8 |
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? - What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
182 |
0 |
9 |
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel? - What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
252 |
0 |
10 |
Perfect customer - A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
325 |
0 |
11 |
A Second Opinion - A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
345 |
0 |
12 |
This is what should happen to ALL CATS! - This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add th...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
287 |
0 |
13 |
The Insensitive Gorilla - A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorill...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
336 |
0 |
14 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
159 |
0 |
15 |
The story with the moral - In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
304 |
0 |
16 |
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red? - A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
133 |
0 |
17 |
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle? - What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
146 |
0 |
18 |
How do you catch an elephant? - How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
312 |
0 |
19 |
An old lady owned two monkeys... - An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you wa...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
238 |
0 |
20 |
Why don't oysters give to charity? - Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
198 |
0 |
21 |
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? - What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
133 |
0 |
22 |
Proffessional Acquantance - A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the openi...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
311 |
0 |
23 |
Returning from her vacation... - Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a ...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
314 |
0 |
24 |
Not so fast! - Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her b...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
621 |
0 |
25 |
Why I Fired My Secretary - Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I though...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
390 |
0 |