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Blonde jokes - Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off
a
building, who would hit the ground first?
A. T...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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0 - Q. What is a brunette between two
blondes?
A. An interpreter....Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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0 - Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her
shoes?
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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0 - One day a blonde,
red-head, and a brunette
were driving through the desert when all of a sudden ...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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5 |
0 - One
day there was a blonde riding a horse.
The horse kept going faster and
faster until the bl...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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6 |
0 - A blonde walks into a hair salon
to get her
hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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7 |
0 - A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and
deeper until she drowned.
Her husband came home and ...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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8 |
0 - A brunette,
a blonde, and a redhead were
standing in a line before a firing squad.
The command...Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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9 |
0 - Q. What do you call a
blonde who dies her
hair brown?
A. Artificial intelligence....Read the whole joke |
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10 |
0 - There's a brunette standing in the
middle
of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the
medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleepin...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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0 - Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!...Read the whole joke |
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635 |
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13 |
0 - Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a
closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion....Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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14 |
0 - Q.Why did the blonde get
thrown out of the
M & M factory?
A. She kept throwing out all the W's....Read the whole joke |
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599 |
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15 |
0 - One day while a blonde was out
driving her
car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made he...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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16 |
0 - A redhead, a brunette and a blonde
all
escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby w...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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17 |
0 - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all
stuck
on a deserted island together. The island is 20...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
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18 |
0 - Q. Why is it good to have a blonde
passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone....Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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0 - Q. How did the blonde die
ice-fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine....Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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20 |
0 - Q. What does a blonde
say when you blow in
her ear?
A. "Thanks for the refill!"...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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21 |
0 - Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are
easier to keep amused....Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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0 - Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass
wall?
A. To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a
mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch an...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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0 - Q.
Why did the blonde get so excited when
she finished the jigsaw puzzle
after only 6 months?
...Read the whole joke |
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565 |
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0 - Q. What did the blonde
say when she knocked
over a priceless Ming vase?
A. "It's okay Daddy, I'...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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