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1	Elephant jokes - My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	247
2	0 - How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	511
3	0 - What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	235
4	0 - Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	520
5	0 - Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	630
6	0 - What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	534
7	0 - How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	204
8	0 - Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	590
9	0 - Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive c...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	210
10	0 - How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf......Read the whole joke	More Jokes	209
11	0 - How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	282
12	0 - What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	225
13	0 - Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	219
14	0 - What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	207
15	0 - Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	225
16	0 - Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	206
17	0 - Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	527
18	0 - Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	238
19	0 - Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	519
20	0 - Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	226
21	Face jokes - Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the s...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1079
22	0 - I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	921
23	0 - Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1114
24	0 - Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1101
25	0 - Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1035

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