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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Quack, Quack - There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once had to go to a farm to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
358 |
0 |
2 |
Low Sex Drive - An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
3 |
Let Me See - A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded to have a medical ex...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
4 |
Plumbing - A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
5 |
Crackers? - Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
6 |
Sight of Money - I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med school. He really wanted to be a doctor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
7 |
Leave a Specimen - This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids. So ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3225 |
0 |
8 |
Get A Boarder - There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
9 |
Your Name Is Missing - A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times...He consults a doctor ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
10 |
Lawyer Source - An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
11 |
Elderly Blonde - Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
376 |
0 |
12 |
Too much Coffee - You know you're drinking too much coffee when...You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
13 |
Sleep Well? - Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
14 |
Money On the Side - What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre su...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
15 |
Successful Operation - One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the pa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
16 |
Paid By Medicaid - A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
349 |
0 |
17 |
Nurses Revenge - Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
18 |
Forever Patient - A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. "You've been billing us for weekly hous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
19 |
Green Circles - A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
20 |
The Name is Rose - It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
21 |
Food Order - This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond. Across the other side of the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
22 |
Tired of male bashing? - How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Why is ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
23 |
New Virgin - A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since she was not, she went to a d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
24 |
Hair Growth - A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a mal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
339 |
0 |
25 |
Colored Penis - A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem. My penis is red."Doctor replie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |