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Aviation jokes - Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345...Read the whole joke |
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0 - As migration approached, two elderly vultures
doubted they could make the trip south, so they de...Read the whole joke |
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762 |
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3 |
0 - A military cargo plane, flying over a
populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose do...Read the whole joke |
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341 |
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4 |
0 - A small two-seater Cessna
152 plane
crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central
Po...Read the whole joke |
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978 |
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5 |
0 - On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised
to see a parrot strapped
in next to him. He asks t...Read the whole joke |
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375 |
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6 |
0 - A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in
the
first class section of the plane. The stewarde...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
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7 |
0 - An airliner was having engine
trouble,
and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passe...Read the whole joke |
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356 |
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8 |
0 - A man jumps out of an airplane with a
parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss c...Read the whole joke |
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349 |
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9 |
0 - "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf
of my
crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British ...Read the whole joke |
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373 |
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10 |
0 - Bill Clinton,
Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al
Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air
Force 1 o...Read the whole joke |
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356 |
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11 |
0 - One day at a busy
airport, the passengers
on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A blonde gets
an opportunity to fly to a
nearby country. She has never been on an
airplane any...Read the whole joke |
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406 |
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13 |
0 - Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural
America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilize...Read the whole joke |
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410 |
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14 |
0 - A
blind man was describing his favorite
sport, parachuting. When asked
how this was accomplish...Read the whole joke |
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365 |
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15 |
0 - At the airport for a business trip, I settled
down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate...Read the whole joke |
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726 |
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16 |
0 - It was a few days before Christmas. The trip
went reasonably well,
and he was ready to go back h...Read the whole joke |
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422 |
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17 |
0 - Flight fifty
has a pretty rough time
above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the
intercom...Read the whole joke |
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360 |
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0 - Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
nephews. However, she had relatives all over the count...Read the whole joke |
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365 |
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19 |
0 - Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
nephews. However, she had
relatives all over the count...Read the whole joke |
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980 |
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20 |
0 - From a Southwest Airlines employee....
"Welcome aboard Southwest
Flight XXX to YYY. To operate y...Read the whole joke |
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369 |
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21 |
0 - According to "The Australian," an airliner
recently encountered severe
vibration in flight.
T...Read the whole joke |
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351 |
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22 |
0 - I have a friend who is a pilot on a
747.
I said "Hi Jack."
He shot me....Read the whole joke |
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322 |
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23 |
0 - All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me
to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Du...Read the whole joke |
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317 |
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24 |
0 - An airline captain was breaking in a very
pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flyi...Read the whole joke |
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324 |
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25 |
0 - As a crowded airliner is about to
take
off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
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