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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Cost to Get Married? - The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't kno...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
2 |
To Have Him Back - "Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
3 |
More Attention - At the marriage counselor's office, the woman complained, "What's-his-name here says I don't give hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
4 |
Waking Grumpy - Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
655 |
0 |
5 |
Love Old and Feeble - Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
6 |
She Fetches All - Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late at night and as soon as he enters ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
7 |
Better Than Drunk - Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
8 |
New Insurance Policy - After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
9 |
Husband\'s Average Income? - Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
10 |
Who Needs A Husband? - Who needs a man!...My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all afternoon, my fireplace s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
11 |
Leaving - After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He returned a few hours later to fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
12 |
Much Improved - A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
13 |
Why I Brought Her Home - A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman. The man jumps up a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
14 |
What Would You Do? - "Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym, "your wife is not as bad as you say. What woul...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
15 |
Who Was It? - The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. "Was it my friend Steve?" he y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
16 |
Improving - Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily engaged with a midge...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
17 |
Retirement - Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
18 |
Why Worry? - The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was ch...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
19 |
Sliding Husband - A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
20 |
We Don\'t Argue - Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argumen...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
21 |
Who Suffered? - Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested, "Mom, do you realize ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
22 |
No Arguments - Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how everything was going. He replied,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
23 |
He\' Boss - If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
318 |
0 |
24 |
Wrong Shirt - A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie."Now this," the clerk said, "is absolutel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
25 |
Now That You Mention It - "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |