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Baby jokes - Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
round
in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javellin through i...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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2 |
0 - A family of ducks were
walking down the road
when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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3 |
0 - Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no...Read the whole joke |
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209 |
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4 |
0 - Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves....Read the whole joke |
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215 |
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5 |
0 - I got a letter from my sister.
She just had a
baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or gir...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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6 |
0 - Why does a mother carry
her baby?
The baby
can't carry the mother....Read the whole joke |
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563 |
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7 |
0 - How does a baby ghost cry?
"Boo-hoo!
Boo-hoo!"...Read the whole joke |
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204 |
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8 |
0 - What do you get if you cross a mountain and a
baby
?
A cry for Alp !...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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9 |
0 - What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers
?
Infantry !...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
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10 |
0 - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby
who ?
Baby love, my baby love.... !...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - A man is in a bar having a
drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks
...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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0 - A Congressman was once asked
about his attitude toward whiskey. "If
you mean the demon drink
t...Read the whole joke |
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221 |
0 |
13 |
Bar
jokes, beer, booze and fun! - There was this little guy sitting
inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move ...Read the whole joke |
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166 |
0 |
14 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - A
cowboy walks in to a
bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank
his beer he was
abou...Read the whole joke |
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366 |
0 |
15 |
0 - A
hotdog walks into a
bar and orders a beer.
The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't
serve...Read the whole joke |
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655 |
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16 |
0 - An armless man walked into a
bar which is empty except for the bartender.
He ordered a
dri...Read the whole joke |
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311 |
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17 |
0 - After the Great Britain Beer
Festival, in London, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out
...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
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18 |
0 - A guy
walked into a bar
and said
"Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender."
But
when it ...Read the whole joke |
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324 |
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19 |
0 - A guy comes
walking into
a bar with a turtle in his hand.
The turtle's one eye is black
an...Read the whole joke |
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344 |
0 |
20 |
0 - A man in a bar
sees a
friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he
comm...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Sign seen in a bar:
"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...Read the whole joke |
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393 |
0 |
22 |
0 - A Texan walks
into a pub
in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He
says,
...Read the whole joke |
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383 |
0 |
23 |
0 - A cop is staking out a bar
for drunk
drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the ...Read the whole joke |
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367 |
0 |
24 |
0 - A man walks into a bar on
the top floor of a
skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After
...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
0 |
25 |
0 - A drunk is refused a drink
in a bar, so he
undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.
...Read the whole joke |
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747 |
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