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Food jokes
- Why did the grape cross the road?
To get
away from the grapefruit....Read the whole joke |
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- What's the difference between a homeless and a
pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four....Read the whole joke |
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390 |
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- What ghost is handy in the
kitchen?
A
recipe spook....Read the whole joke |
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719 |
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- I'd say he was spineless.
Yes, about as
spineless as cooked spaghetti....Read the whole joke |
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390 |
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- What sort of soup do
skeletons like?
One
with plenty of body in it....Read the whole joke |
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386 |
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| 6 |
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- How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in
it....Read the whole joke |
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413 |
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- Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I ...Read the whole joke |
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370 |
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- What are apricots?
Where monkeys sleep....Read the whole joke |
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711 |
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- What's the best day to eat bacon?
Fry-day....Read the whole joke |
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409 |
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- What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A
hamster....Read the whole joke |
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408 |
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- What's the difference between a biscuit and a
monster?
You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a ...Read the whole joke |
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715 |
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- Why did the biscuit cry?
Because its mother
had been a wafer so long....Read the whole joke |
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389 |
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- Have you got any broken
biscuits?
Yes, I
have.
Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!...Read the whole joke |
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399 |
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- What did the biscuit say when it
saw two
friends knocked down?
Crumbs!...Read the whole joke |
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391 |
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- Why did your brother give up his job in the
biscuit factory?
Because he went crackers....Read the whole joke |
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393 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
slice
of bread.
Doctor: You've got to stop loafing aroun...Read the whole joke |
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687 |
0 |
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- Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to
instil good table manners in her girls?
She t...Read the whole joke |
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401 |
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- They say she has a sharp tongue.
Yes, she can
slice bread with it....Read the whole joke |
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382 |
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- Have you heard the story about the
loaf of
bread?
No.
Oh, crumbs....Read the whole joke |
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381 |
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- Why can't you make bread like my mother?
I
would if you could make dough like your father!...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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- What looks just
like half a loaf of bread?
Its other half....Read the whole joke |
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578 |
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- Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
we running so fast?" asked one.
"Because," sai...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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0
- Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
we running so
fast?" asked one.
"Because," sai...Read the whole joke |
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362 |
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0
- What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered
host....Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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- How do you know that a elephant's been in the
fridge?
There are foot prints in the butter. "...Read the whole joke |
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