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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Elephant - What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
358 |
0 |
2 |
The Blonde and the Shepherd - There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
3 |
Don\\\'t Mess With The I.R.S! - To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
379 |
0 |
4 |
Like and Love - What is the difference between 'like' and 'love'? Answer: spit and swallow!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
2 |
5 |
Rule of Thumb - The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0.5 |
6 |
Another Clinton Joke... - Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A: The nation!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
266 |
0 |
7 |
Amish meet The Elevator - An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, bu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0.5 |
8 |
Snail Beer - A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
9 |
The camping trip. - Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
10 |
Buckwheat 'n Darla - Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
11 |
Bad News... - A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
12 |
Chicken and Horse - A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
13 |
Little Girl\'s Questions - A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother "How old are you?" Mommy says "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
330 |
0 |
14 |
Natalie - The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the doorway. His clothes are all ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
369 |
0 |
15 |
Brains - A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the nurse takes him to the brain transp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
16 |
Phone Sex With Yo Moms - Yo mamma's so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
17 |
Golf Joke - Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder wid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
18 |
5 lbs of fat - How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
76 |
0 |
19 |
Difference Between A Man and Woman - A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the mountainside. The woman was goi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
20 |
Even in Disguise - A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk."How much is that ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
21 |
The Rubdown - A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0.5 |
22 |
Somebody flunked elf school... - 5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
23 |
Bad Timing - A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so al...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
24 |
Will you rember me?? - Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rembe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
261 |
2 |
25 |
4 nuns go to heaven - Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in lin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |