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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A blind man is standing at the corner... - A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2223 |
1.5 |
2 |
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement... - One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
311 |
0 |
3 |
Wife comes home to find the old man... - Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
161 |
0 |
4 |
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar... - A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
240 |
0 |
5 |
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? - Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
264 |
0 |
6 |
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says... - A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1979 |
0 |
7 |
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg? - What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
262 |
0 |
8 |
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole... - Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old fr...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
287 |
0 |
9 |
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom - Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he ha...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
304 |
0 |
10 |
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus... - A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2117 |
0 |
11 |
Want some chicken? - Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
237 |
0 |
12 |
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow... - A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2434 |
0 |
13 |
With best intentions - As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My frie...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
138 |
0 |
14 |
Excerpts from the rural life - A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
259 |
0 |
15 |
A man in a state of excessive inebriation... - A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2350 |
0 |
16 |
Almost no diffenrence - "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
344 |
0 |
17 |
You know why a dog licks his ass? - You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
284 |
0 |
18 |
The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
401 |
0 |
19 |
Beware of dog! - Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
312 |
0 |
20 |
This man goes into the doctor with his... - This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What hap...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
260 |
0 |
21 |
A woman was thinking about finding a pet... - A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
363 |
0 |
22 |
A duck walks into a general store... - A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2961 |
0 |
23 |
Two guys go hunting... - Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
187 |
0 |
24 |
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg? - How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
328 |
0.5 |
25 |
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years... - A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2324 |
0 |