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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A stuttering problem - A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, t...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
931 |
0 |
2 |
She said, "Kiss me doctor!" - She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
617 |
0 |
3 |
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... - A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
267 |
0 |
4 |
From the life of the insane - Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
640 |
0 |
5 |
Will it hurt doctor? - Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
246 |
0 |
6 |
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor... - Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor."I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm g...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
282 |
0 |
7 |
Where are the fingers? - Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
409 |
0 |
8 |
It is worth trying - A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she w...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
247 |
0 |
9 |
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? - Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
213 |
0 |
10 |
Good news - Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
289 |
0 |
11 |
A man went to the doctor to get a physical... - A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
1977 |
0 |
12 |
Just in case - "Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit.""Does that mean I'm cured?" ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
655 |
0 |
13 |
No symptoms - Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."M...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
604 |
0 |
14 |
No problem - A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc ask...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
311 |
0 |
15 |
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling... - Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation, but couldn't a...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
226 |
0 |
16 |
A psychology student at a local university... - A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
245 |
0 |
17 |
A folk remedy - A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2662 |
0 |
18 |
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist... - A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2756 |
0 |
19 |
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem... - A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the us...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
257 |
0 |
20 |
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says... - A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2378 |
2.5 |
21 |
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic... - The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've mad...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
263 |
0 |
22 |
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought... - After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
259 |
0 |
23 |
Serious desease - A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the med...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
253 |
0 |
24 |
Sobel goes into the optometrist's office... - Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
274 |
0 |
25 |
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't... - Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
630 |
0 |