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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
People are ignoring me - |A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
248 |
0 |
2 |
I want to lose some weight - |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twe...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
616 |
0 |
3 |
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic - |A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2621 |
1.5 |
4 |
Can I play the piano once these are off? - |A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to bo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
209 |
0 |
5 |
A man with a glass eye is here to see you - |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2575 |
2.5 |
6 |
The results of the X-ray - |Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
618 |
0 |
7 |
Will this operation hurt me at all? - |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brow...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
223 |
0 |
8 |
A very interesting fact - |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2777 |
0.5 |
9 |
Get a heart transplant - |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower b...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
282 |
0 |
10 |
Preventive medicine belief - |Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
320 |
0 |
11 |
Do you have a solution? - |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, wh...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
195 |
0 |
12 |
I have bad and very bad news - |Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad ne...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
317 |
0 |
13 |
Did you take the patient's temperature? - |Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
290 |
0 |
14 |
We need to help these people - |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
288 |
0 |
15 |
I've got good and bad - |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor te...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
644 |
0 |
16 |
Did you ever have this before? - |Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
219 |
0 |
17 |
My son swallowed the can opener - |Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
299 |
0 |
18 |
The bad and the worse news - |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look ...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
285 |
0 |
19 |
My wife is beating me - |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play Scrabble!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
304 |
0 |
20 |
I'm gaining weight doctor - |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
609 |
0 |
21 |
We are the best of friends - |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
655 |
0 |
22 |
Does it hurt when you do this? - |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
267 |
0 |
23 |
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? - |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
186 |
0 |
24 |
What is your problem? - |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
256 |
0.5 |
25 |
You're in great health - |Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
322 |
0 |