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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The barber was finishing a haircut... - The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
565 |
0 |
2 |
Mary was having an affair during the day while... - Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work. One day she was in bed...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
257 |
0 |
3 |
A man walks into a jewellers shop... - A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
292 |
0 |
4 |
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner... - Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on the menu and wonder...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
182 |
0 |
5 |
There were three men who were lost in the forest... - There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
219 |
0 |
6 |
Kind of awkward - A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
281 |
0 |
7 |
A man stops by a diner at noon... - A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
326 |
0 |
8 |
A bad day - There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
3146 |
3.25 |
9 |
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge... - A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
544 |
0 |
10 |
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar... - A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
315 |
0 |
11 |
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk... - Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
162 |
0 |
12 |
Ouch - "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
346 |
0 |
13 |
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium... - A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1807 |
0 |
14 |
Santas Diversion - Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasaw...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
271 |
0 |
15 |
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show... - Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
238 |
0 |
16 |
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was... - The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
260 |
0 |
17 |
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911... - Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone o...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
292 |
0 |
18 |
Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up... - Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of you...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
576 |
0 |
19 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down... - The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
207 |
0 |
20 |
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to... - Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
280 |
0 |
21 |
I was walking down an alley last night... - I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Tw...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
283 |
0 |
22 |
Put it to a good use - The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you thi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
261 |
0 |
23 |
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls... - This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
223 |
0 |
24 |
A city boy was visiting the country and... - A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1994 |
0 |
25 |
A guy's on the electric chair... - A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
323 |
0 |