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Dog jokes - A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said
"Sorry mate no
dogs allowed in here!" The dog...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Upon
entering the little country store, the
stranger noticed a sign saying;
DANGER! BEWARE OF ...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
3 |
E-mail jokes - Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his
PC?
Because it was on old croc....Read the whole joke |
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1172 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to
the orange?
Because the lime was engaged....Read the whole joke |
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1210 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Why didn't the internit get any
e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman....Read the whole joke |
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1180 |
0.5 |
6 |
0 - Why do church bells
never send
e-mails?
They'd rather give each other a ring....Read the whole joke |
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1238 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Why did the internit paint his
computer
screen in little black and white squares?
He wanted to ...Read the whole joke |
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1202 |
0 |
8 |
Easter jokes - What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
capital?
Albunny, New York!...Read the whole joke |
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588 |
0 |
9 |
0 - What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny
with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunn...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!...Read the whole joke |
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382 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Did you hear about the lady whose house was
infested
with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
0 |
12 |
0 - What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
13 |
Elephant jokes - Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's
toes?
A: Slow clowns....Read the whole joke |
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286 |
0 |
14 |
0 - 'We're going to play elephants and
circuses,' said
a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Why did the elephant
paint his toenails
red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree !...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
16 |
0 - What do you call an elephant
that flies
?
A jumbo jet !...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
17 |
0 - What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
kangaroo
?
Big holes all over Australia !...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
18 |
Face jokes - What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
A mousetache....Read the whole joke |
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1315 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Louise was watching her big sister covering her
face
with cream.
"What's that for?" she asked....Read the whole joke |
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0 |
20 |
0 - What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke |
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1259 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Fred: You have
the face of a saint.
Jill:
Really? Which one?
Fred: A Saint Bernard....Read the whole joke |
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1205 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Harry: Like
Julius Caesar?
Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your...Read the whole joke |
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1217 |
0 |
23 |
Ethnic jokes - Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
an American, and a Mexican, and they get captur...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
24 |
0 - An Englishman, Frenchman,
Mexican, and Texan
were flying across country on a small plane when th...Read the whole joke |
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938 |
0 |
25 |
0 - There were
three Aggies; one crane operator,
one pole climber, one guide. The guide
tied the c...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |