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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Thanks Doc! - A patient says to his doctor, "Hey, Doc! I've been getting these migraines for a long time now! I ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
2 |
An Old Man\'s Dying Request - An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1155 |
2.5 |
3 |
Girls Night Out - So ... the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies NightClub."One of the girls wanted to im...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
4 |
Ms. Piggy Counts - Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
5 |
President - What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
6 |
New Scope - A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
7 |
Yo\' Momma is... - Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
390 |
0 |
8 |
Gum Crossing - Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
9 |
Cold Politics - It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
10 |
Literary couch potato - Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
11 |
Confusing women!! - How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
12 |
Listening Passively - There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
13 |
Christmas Present - Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
14 |
Whorehouse - Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the day?A. Beat it - we're closed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
15 |
The Family Dentist - A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, "I want atooth pulled. I don`t want gas ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
16 |
Yogi Bear - Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Bo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
17 |
Lucky dog - What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
18 |
Power to the farmers! - This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the fa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
19 |
Hooker Progress - Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the business....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
20 |
The poor guy got G.A.S.H. - A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is imm...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
21 |
Wedding - She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was on-her and off-er!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
22 |
Why were blondes created? - Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
23 |
The Ford Slogan - Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
24 |
Oh la la! - A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
25 |
Witch - What do you call a witch at the beach? I don't know? A sand-witch!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |