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Baby jokes - Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they ma...Read the whole joke |
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1071 |
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2 |
0 - Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given y...Read the whole joke |
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708 |
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3 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas...Read the whole joke |
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4 |
0 - A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," sai...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it's a nappy time....Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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6 |
0 - Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy.
Mrs Brown: Tell ...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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7 |
0 - I see the baby's nose is running
again,"
said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped h...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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8 |
0 - A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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9 |
0 - How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
rock-et....Read the whole joke |
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304 |
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10 |
0 - Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
sister?
I'd much rather have a jelly baby....Read the whole joke |
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308 |
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11 |
0 - Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Bigger's
baby?
Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigg...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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12 |
0 - Do you like your
new baby sister?
She's
all right.
Do you play with her?
No, and we can't ...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
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13 |
0 - Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
weight in
two weeks by drinking elephant's milk....Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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14 |
0 - How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old
bag....Read the whole joke |
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295 |
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15 |
0 - What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?...Read the whole joke |
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624 |
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0 - Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it's
a dear little thing....Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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0 - When a baby is learning to eat,
shouldn't he
have an L-plate?...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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0 - Why did the baby monster put his father
in
the freezer?
Because he wanted frozen pop....Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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0 - Mum, is it true my baby sister came
from
Heaven?
Yes, that's right.
Well, I don't blame God ...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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20 |
0 - Three men were discussing at a bar about
coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading...Read the whole joke |
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643 |
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21 |
0 - What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies....Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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0 - Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
crib?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby....Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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23 |
0 - Q: How many baby sitters
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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0 - Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and
yore w...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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25 |
0 - A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
"Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Su...Read the whole joke |
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641 |
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