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Aviation jokes - As the airliner was preparing to land in
Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noti...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
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2 |
0 - While cruising at 40,000
feet, the
airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window.
"G...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
0 |
3 |
0 - An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
About an
hour into the flight, the pilot announced, ...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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4 |
0 - Taxiing down the tarmac,
the jetliner
abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. ...Read the whole joke |
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326 |
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5 |
0 - A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
landing at an airport
they had never been to before...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
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6 |
0 - A young guy in a two-engine fighter was
flying
escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance,...Read the whole joke |
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332 |
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7 |
0 - "Flight 1234, for noise
abatement turn
right 45 degrees.."
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, ...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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8 |
0 - Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 1234...Read the whole joke |
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9 |
0 - A man telephoned an airline office in New
York
and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Bosto...Read the whole joke |
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330 |
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10 |
0 - A man walks up to the
counter at the
airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent.
"I want a rou...Read the whole joke |
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765 |
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11 |
0 - How many pilots does it take to change a
light
bulb?
None, it is done by the automatic pilot....Read the whole joke |
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12 |
0 - Pilot: Tower, please call me
a fuel
truck.
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck....Read the whole joke |
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761 |
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13 |
0 - Tower: Shamu two-two, please
state
estimated time of arrival.
Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think...Read the whole joke |
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345 |
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14 |
0 - Tower:
Have you got enough fuel or
not?
Pilot: Yes.
Tower: Yes what??
Pilot: Yes, SIR!...Read the whole joke |
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15 |
0 - LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check
Tower: It's Thursday, Sir....Read the whole joke |
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16 |
0 - Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light
burning.
Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights
b...Read the whole joke |
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334 |
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17 |
0 - Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're
number one,
check for workers on the taxiway.
Pilot: Roger ..... ...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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18 |
0 - Tower:
Mission triple-three, do you have
problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
To...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
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19 |
0 - Tower: Cannot read you, say again!
Pilot:
Again!...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
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20 |
0 - Tower: What's your heigth and
position?
Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left....Read the whole joke |
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330 |
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0 - Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft
declaring emergency about two hours ago ?
Pilot: Nega...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "Should the cabin
lose pressure, oxygen
masks will drop from the overhead area. Please
place t...Read the whole joke |
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23 |
0 - USAir recently introduced a special
half
fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on busine...Read the whole joke |
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334 |
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24 |
0 - Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345...Read the whole joke |
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387 |
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25 |
0 - As migration approached, two elderly vultures
doubted they could make the trip south, so they de...Read the whole joke |
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762 |
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