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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Watch out! - A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
357 |
0 |
2 |
Harry and his wife are driving in the country... - Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
253 |
0 |
3 |
Where are my pyjamas? - A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-lon...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
248 |
0 |
4 |
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day... - Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing lots of animal...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
727 |
0 |
5 |
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole... - Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
312 |
0 |
6 |
A different father - A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2327 |
0 |
7 |
Perfectly healthy - "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't getit up for my wife anymore."...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
267 |
0 |
8 |
Just like my wife - A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman sea...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
372 |
0 |
9 |
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting... - My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreci...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
274 |
0 |
10 |
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper... - A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost sensel...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
270 |
0 |
11 |
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks... - On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Act...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
312 |
0 |
12 |
Brand new - A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
295 |
0 |
13 |
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? - Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fr...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
165 |
0 |
14 |
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? - Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
260 |
0 |
15 |
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and anothe...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
288 |
0 |
16 |
Got something - "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burgl...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
647 |
0 |
17 |
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and... - When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his d...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
299 |
0 |
18 |
How about a bridal? - "We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
272 |
0 |
19 |
Barry took a girl out on her first date... - Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
304 |
0 |
20 |
A man was complaining to a friend... - A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
231 |
0 |
21 |
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says... - Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The m...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
270 |
0 |
22 |
Two mates are having a chat over a beer... - Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
163 |
0 |
23 |
What did I do? - "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husband...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
235 |
0 |
24 |
A man answers the phone and has the following... - A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Glady...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
244 |
0 |
25 |
The angry wife met her husband at the door... - The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered w...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
269 |
0 |