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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Jewish fly - A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
309 |
0 |
2 |
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital... - A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out po...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
266 |
0 |
3 |
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater... - Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
264 |
0 |
4 |
A Purple Heart - A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
810 |
0 |
5 |
A woman strode angrily into the large... - A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
362 |
0 |
6 |
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample... - This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:"Thank you f...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
411 |
0 |
7 |
A business man from New York decided to quit his job... - A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2294 |
0 |
8 |
The people are waiting - Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
453 |
0 |
9 |
Two men went to the desert for a vacation... - Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
235 |
0 |
10 |
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote... - An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
365 |
0 |
11 |
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at... - Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
372 |
0 |
12 |
How'd you get that black eye? - First man: How'd you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.First man: S...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
377 |
0 |
13 |
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms... - The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. Sh...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
690 |
0 |
14 |
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died... - Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
379 |
0 |
15 |
A dancing duck - A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2561 |
2.5 |
16 |
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch... - A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
343 |
0 |
17 |
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving... - Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airpl...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
336 |
0 |
18 |
A wide selection - "Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
365 |
0 |
19 |
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch... - A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
388 |
0 |
20 |
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests... - An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink....Read the whole joke |
Situations |
318 |
0 |
21 |
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters... - A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
342 |
0 |
22 |
A little town had a high birth rate that... - A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
375 |
0 |
23 |
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off? - How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary....Read the whole joke |
Situations |
303 |
0 |
24 |
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets... - Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Bill...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
248 |
0 |
25 |
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman... - Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
365 |
0 |